{"id":67671,"date":"2022-03-19T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-19T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nursingstudybay.com\/2022\/03\/19\/college-essay-in-need-of-critique\/"},"modified":"2022-03-19T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-03-19T00:00:00","slug":"college-essay-in-need-of-critique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studyproessays.com\/help\/college-essay-in-need-of-critique\/","title":{"rendered":"College Essay In Need Of Critique"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Once a child of cliches, I ate my words.<br \/> Became obese; Was proud to be American.<br \/> Enjoys the taste of a freshly baked poem, any time of day.<br \/> Frequently brushes, but forgets to floss.<br \/> Wakes up with morning breath.<\/p>\n<p> Was born of parents too young,<br \/> And put up for adoption.<br \/> Was taken in love, unrequited; My bad.<br \/> I scribbled on the walls<br \/> and called it my life story.<\/p>\n<p> Made love for the first time and knew<br \/> What it was to write poetry.<br \/> Bored by the straight-forwardness of prose;<br \/> Became a fan of haikus and dying quotes.<br \/> Lost interest in High School Academics.<\/p>\n<p> Read John Galt\u2019s speech.<br \/> Best two hours of my life.<br \/> Was late to class;<br \/> Cursed Ayn Rand.<br \/> Pondered objectivism, in detention.<\/p>\n<p> Went to many parties; Lost my shoes.<br \/> Ended up skinny dipping; Lost my clothes.<br \/> Gave in to dares; Lost humility.<br \/> Second guessed my sexuality; Lost stability.<br \/> Got a girlfriend; Started winning.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p> Began having opinions;<br \/> Parents were angry.<br \/> Stopped caring if lies were white.<br \/> Became fond of black.<br \/> Bought tight pants.<\/br><\/p>\n<p> Household turned war zone.<br \/> Fought for gay marriage;<br \/> And an allowance.<br \/> Score one for homosexuality.<br \/> Zero for me.<\/p>\n<p> Applied to college,<br \/> For a brighter tomorrow.<br \/> Jumped for joy; Broke a fluorescent light bulb.<br \/> Laughed myself to sleep;<br \/> Forgot to clean up the Mercury.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once a child of cliches, I ate my words. 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