{"id":67760,"date":"2022-03-19T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-19T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nursingstudybay.com\/2022\/03\/19\/i-am-like-a-burrito\/"},"modified":"2022-03-19T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-03-19T00:00:00","slug":"i-am-like-a-burrito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studyproessays.com\/help\/i-am-like-a-burrito\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Like a Burrito"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Tortilla: God is the tortilla of my life. Call Him whatever you want \u2013 Savior, Shepherd, Father \u2013 I\u2019ll just stick with tortilla. He\u2019s the thin skin that protects me and holds me. If I screw up, I know that my tortilla will be there for me, no matter what.<\/p>\n<p> Rice: You can reach me by mail, just address the letter straight to my town. This sheltered bubble is the place I call home. It\u2019s where I brush my teeth and paint my nails. It\u2019s where I munch on black bean salsa from Kramer\u2019s and create spontaneous YouTube videos. Feel like watching shiny Mercedes sports cars pull into long driveways? Care for a fine wine tasting party at the Laney\u2019s? Come on down to my lovely ZIP code. It\u2019s the classiest rice around. <\/p>\n<p> Beans: Upon entering the double doors of my high school on my first day, I saw masses of students threatening to re-create the stampede scene from \u201cThe Lion King.<\/p>\n<p>\u201d Oh, geez, I thought. And, 952 days later, I still feel the same way each time I walk into school. I\u2019m just one of the thousands of students. I\u2019m just another bean. A bean with flavor extraordinaire.<\/p>\n<p> Chicken: Greenish-blue eyes. Chocolate brown hair. Five feet, seven-and-a-half inches. Yep, that\u2019s me. I can\u2019t touch my tongue to my nose, but I can stretch my toes to unbelievable distances. Sports aren\u2019t exactly my thing, so I lack bicep muscles. Could that be why I\u2019ve never been able to pass the pull-up test? I guess from the outside, I\u2019m just an average piece of chicken. But don\u2019t worry: I\u2019ve got wings, and some day I\u2019ll be the first chicken to fly. <\/p>\n<p> Mild salsa: The girl who cuts my hair told me that I\u2019m pleasant. Pleasant!? I thought, suddenly the victim of a complete and utter mental meltdown. I clung to the sides of the black vinyl chair, trying to wrap my head around the dullness of her diction. Sure, I\u2019m nice and all, but couldn\u2019t she have chosen a spicier word? Like brilliant. Or dazzling. I would have been happy with that. Oh, well. I guess a mild salsa personality isn\u2019t so bad. <\/p>\n<p> Cheese: \u201cMelanie, would you mind reading your paper aloud to the class?\u201d Ever since my second grade teacher told me that I had a knack for writing, I\u2019ve devoted my time to words. My friends practiced cheerleading and painted pictures; I wrote stories. Every time I open a blank Microsoft Word document, I swear I can hear angels singing the Hallelujah chorus. Cheese is the glue that holds my ideas together.<\/p>\n<p> Lettuce: Every year on January first, I sit down in front of my iMac and come up with 10 New Year\u2019s resolutions. No more, no less. From trivial to incredibly meaningful, my goals reflect who I am and who I\u2019d like to be. Number 10 on the list? Get into Northwestern. If my dreams are lettuce, then Northwestern is the greenest leaf.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tortilla: God is the tortilla of my life. Call Him whatever you want \u2013 Savior, Shepherd, Father \u2013 I\u2019ll just stick with tortilla. 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