{"id":68146,"date":"2022-07-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-05T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nursingstudybay.com\/2022\/07\/05\/jonas-bothers\/"},"modified":"2022-07-05T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T00:00:00","slug":"jonas-bothers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studyproessays.com\/help\/jonas-bothers\/","title":{"rendered":"Jonas Bothers"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>1) They got signed by Disney. That to start off with is a failure.<br \/> 2) There are four people in their band other than them:<br \/> John Taylor \u2013 Lead Guitar<br \/> Greg Garbowsky \u2013 Bass Guitar<br \/> Jack Lawless \u2013 Drums<br \/> Ryan Liestman \u2013 Keyboard<br \/> The Jonas guys actually only play guitar. Rhythm guitar. In their own band. Apparently Joe Jonas plays drums occasionally, but everyone would really rather he not, seeing as it\u2019s a rudimentary caveman beat that a 4th grade band student could achieve. None of them play bass. None. They at least ATTEMPT drums and guitar. But none of them even play bass. Or keyboard.<br \/> 3) The voice. Sweet Jesus (sorry to the Christians), it\u2019s horrible! Honestly, I looked up a song by the Jonas Brothers on YouTube just to see what the hype was all about. I couldn\u2019t listen to the whole thing through. His voice is just horrible. And I honestly feel bad for him.<\/p>\n<p> If you listen a little more into the vocals, whoever lead vocals is actually has some talent. He isn\u2019t that bad of a singer. Honestly, he\u2019s pretty good. But something (possibly the tighter than skin pants) is making him contort his voice and go so ridiculously high and whatnot that it just sounds lousy. He actually has a bit of talent, and I kind of feel bad that he has to be dragged down by the band\u2019s style and the rest of the lack of talent. Only, I don\u2019t. Because he is in the band of his own choice, and sucks at guitar.<br \/> 4) People defend them for \u201cbeing so young.\u201d Honestly, I\u2019ve heard you Jonas fans. \u201cLEVE DEM ALONE!!1!! THEIR RLY YUNG AND HAV WAY MOR TALENT THEN U EVR WILL!!!1!!235!! UR JUST JEALOUS!!!!eleven!!!\u201d Really, now? I think the oldest was seventeen at the release of their first album? Metallica was eighteen when they released \u201cHit The Lights\u201d (their first demo.) [EDIT: I was wrong. Metallica was 15. And I believe it was called \u201cNo Life \u2018Till Leather\u201d] Don\u2019t try to play the young card. I personally know musicians infinitely more talented than these kids who are way younger. I am totally jealous of their inability to solo, sing, or have children for wearing too tight of pants. Yep. You just hit the nail on the head, Jonas fans.<br \/> 5) The tight pants and the hair. The pants are castrating them. They spend more time on their hair than their music. Enough said.<br \/> 6) Even with all of this\u2026the lack of talent, annoying fans, inability to play anything more complicated than \u201cHappy Birthday,\u201d and horribly tight pants\u2026I don\u2019t think most people would have a problem with them. Most people don\u2019t go looking for bands to hate and pick fights with fans. The horrible part is that they\u2019re popular despite all of this. People like this garbage. People listen to this garbage. People pay to see this garbage. The fact is that they are more popular and widespread than tons of far more talented bands who deserve a lot more acclaim than they\u2019re getting. It\u2019s the fact that they\u2019re stealing the spotlight from far more worthy people.<\/br><\/p>\n<p> Overall, the music is lousy, they have a horrible image, and they shouldn\u2019t be popular.<\/p>\n<p> I could write more, but for now I think that\u2019s enough to get some fans to yell at me.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) They got signed by Disney. 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